succeeding:

my aunt tried to make heart shaped cookies and they all came out looking like tiny penises im laughing so hard

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mikelotic:

Yaaaaaas bitch you brush that cabbage

mikelotic:

Yaaaaaas bitch you brush that cabbage

(Source: virgil134)

(Source: afterstories)

thatonemuthafuckinguy:

donthatetheunicorn:

itsdesiree97:

i-a-n-c-a-m-p-b-e-l-l:

lolthatsme:

BORED? Here are some useful links to help you cure your boredom for a bit!
10 Disney Fun Facts
The Worst Invention Ideas EVER
Genius Life Hacks
15 Places To See Before You Die
How To Seduce Every Zodiac Sign
The World’s Most Expensive Homes
Funny News Headlines
Best Ab Workouts
Celebrities Without Makeup
Disgusting Food Ingredients

Soooo glad I found this!

*reblogs to look at later*

can we just take a moment

Wow I needed this more than I thought I did

thatonemuthafuckinguy:

donthatetheunicorn:

itsdesiree97:

i-a-n-c-a-m-p-b-e-l-l:

lolthatsme:

BORED? 
Here are some useful links to help you cure your boredom for a bit!

  1. 10 Disney Fun Facts
  2. The Worst Invention Ideas EVER
  3. Genius Life Hacks
  4. 15 Places To See Before You Die
  5. How To Seduce Every Zodiac Sign
  6. The World’s Most Expensive Homes
  7. Funny News Headlines
  8. Best Ab Workouts
  9. Celebrities Without Makeup
  10. Disgusting Food Ingredients

Soooo glad I found this!

*reblogs to look at later*

can we just take a moment

Wow I needed this more than I thought I did

communistbakery:

so I was playing card against humanity with some friends and these were what people put in for the black card and they’re  so perfect I can’t stop laughing

communistbakery:

so I was playing card against humanity with some friends and these were what people put in for the black card and they’re so perfect I can’t stop laughing

sluttiest-virgin:

sexcake:

white boys sexting like

I’m laugHING SO HARD what is this FROM

(Source: jasonnywithnochance)

mathsturbation:

were u not hugged as a child

(Source: iraffiruse)

ridge:

i have never felt so bad for a confused mother

ridge:

i have never felt so bad for a confused mother